The erratic adventures of shay & jax
Two of the best things ever, surely? Or three, as boobs tend to come in pairs (they mate for life, I hear). So three of my favourite things. Then again, could a moustache could be considered a pair of moustaches, one either side of the philtrum? So three, or possibly four of my favourite things, depending on definition. Wow, that intro really lost steam, didn't it? Any way there were some fine examples of both (or all, as the case may be) at the second Kinky & Quirky show I've attended. Although not on the same person, which is terribly inefficient. And in Chichi Revolver the hula hooper there was also a heavily inked lady, which is another of my favourite things, and a chap in a fantastic cricket jumper/jacket/smart trousers combo, which is another! This brings us up to, what? Six? I'm not sure, I lost count (and the will to live -Bread's brain) some time ago. * I had a very mild existential crisis on how to spell this shortening of legend. Ledge sounds right, put is a word in its own right. Oh the perils of actually caring about not misspelling stupid slang... The photos are courtesy of someone we met on the night: Max D. Fontaine (Paul to his friends). The D stands for Danger. Or, if you believe his girlfriend, for Dickhead. There's every chance that these were taken with the lens that Paul got a 'hard earned' discount on by flirting outrageously with a gay Jessops shop attendant, while his girlfriend stood next to him. That's dedication, that is. The Boss and I thoroughly enjoyed the show, the after-party performance by Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer, and the pleasant few hours we spent chatting to the future Mr and Mrs D. Fontaine. We blew far too much money, including buying a painting of probably our favourite burlesque performer, but had a fine old time doing it. And I got to dress up like I was attending a Countryside Alliance rally. Spoddon. Not a great deal to report in Popmundo. I blogged a little bit for Shay, promised TLBTF a follow-up message, and then have either been drinking, sleeping of being hungover since. Sorry flower!
Anyway, nothing else to see here - carry on with whatever it was you were doing.
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